Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.
“does anyone else-” yes
“am i the only one who-” no
“is it weird that i-” probably not
so I was shopping for underwear online and this appears
??? ??!? ?
the longer I look at it the funnier it gets
now your dick can be the pirate it always wanted to be
The fearless butt pirates we have all heard about.